The Perfect Pitch

The mini-crisis over at Chelsea has me thinking about what makes a football club successful. The story that Mourinho not being able to buy the players he wanted and forced to play certain players provides a striking contrast to how things work at Arsenal, where nobody interferes with Wenger on any footballing matters.

The more I think about it, the more I think of a painting. Imagine an artist who is told to paint a masterpiece, but is told by the patron, who is not an artist at all, that he can only use certain colours, can only paint one specific subject matter and then to top it all off, can only use a certain brush stroke. If the artist was talented, then he might still paint a good painting, but the patron is not satisfied with merely a good painting - he had ordered a masterpiece. And pretty soon, artist and patron part ways.

At Arsenal, Wenger is the master painter. He alone chooses the subject matter, what colours he wants to use, the brush stroke and everything else related to the painting. His patron is happy to sit back and let the master do his work, and their reward is the ownership and enjoyment of masterpieces. However, Wenger is not simply satisfied to be ‘just’ a master painter. He wants to re-invent how paintings are made in the first place, to find new colours, new brush techniques, and while some of the earlier experimental works were not quite up to standard, you just know that a masterpiece, possibly his best yet, is to come.

The master painter has enemies too, at home and abroad. One of which wants to impose some kind of nationalistic view on how a painting should be composed, to perhaps use colours that best represent the country, rather than the best colours for the painting. Perhaps French paintings should only contain red, white and blue in equal portions, maybe only orange paintings for Dutch masters, and green ones for the Irish. The Mona Lisa shall have red hair, a white complexion while wearing a green dress. Will this advance art as we know it, or will it simply bring down the level so that even average paintings can masquerade as masterpieces.

Okay, enough with the metaphors.

An important game on the weekend. I know some will say it’s only Sunderland, and that we’ll put 3 or 4 past them. I said before Derby that the game could turn out quite differently than what was expected, but I was wrong. But I just don’t think Sunderland will be easy to beat, not with Roy Keane as their manager. I’ll settle for a narrow win, thank you very much. The Mancs and Red Scousers, hopefully, will drop more points before we play them, and we will hopefully pick up 6 points before then too. We need to build up a big enough buffer for when we do drop points - and December in particular looks very tricky.